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Supplements so good, they feel illegal.

No fluff. No filler. No wellness w*nkers.

Dead Healthy make proper supplements that work, so you can feel better and get sh*t done.

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Night-time shutdown formula. No sheep required.

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Mental firepower for mornings that hate you.

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Bloating, brain fog and belly drama? Gone.

Pick Your Poison

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"Take the f*cking capsules, Dave."

⚡ THE DEAD HEALTHY STARTER BUNDLE

3 products. 1 savage reset. Sleep, gut, brain — sorted.

Everything you need to feel f*cking amazing again.

Save money and stop overthinking it.

👉 Start now – grab the bundle

I'm Ready, Boss

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We're not just loudmouths with cool packaging. Behind the chaos is a team that's been formulating supplements for years, for brands you've probably already bought from.

We know what works, and we only use ingredients backed by actual science, not wellness w*nk.

SHOW ME THE SCIENCE

WORD ON THE STREET

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What Happens When You Start Taking This Stuff

Real benefits. No BS. Just proper capsules that sort you out.

Wake up fresh, no grog

You’ll feel human again after a few nights of proper sleep.

Fewer tantrums, more swagger

Mood gets smoother once your system stops spiking and crashing.

Gut that’s not plotting against you

Less bloating, smoother mornings, better digestion.

No crash energy

Get things done without the post-coffee zombie hour.

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Brain switched on

No more staring at your screen for 30 mins wondering what day it is.

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Real results in days, not months

This isn’t some slow-burn wellness fluff. You’ll know when it’s working.

You took a Gut Flush and destroyed a toilet at your in-laws?

You fell asleep in a Zoom call after Lights Out?

Took Head Shot and reorganised the entire garage at 2am?

WE WANT IT.

Upload your story, pic or video and earn eternal shame, likes and free merch.

Each month we pick a winner. They get merch, mystery dose and full bragging rights.

WALL OF SHAME

Where lads post the sh*t they probably shouldn’t.

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Contact

Call. Email. Rant Below.

Whether it's about your order, becoming a stockist, or just to tell us you’re constipated — the Dead Healthy team are listening

Keyboard warriors welcome: whatsup@dead.health

Need to Chat? - Tel: 01234 988420

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